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Management

The Kiddy Jackers are currently led by:

  • CumDumpster99 (in group)
  • SlutBunny35 (in game)

Lore

First Generation Kiddy Jackers (2090's)

The Kiddie Jackers are a Greaser gang that formed in 2092 by a man only known as Jack. The Kiddy Jackers are almost always armed with .40 pistols and switchblades. The Kiddy Jackers claim the Parking Garage as their own. Not shy to make a few PWD, the Kiddy Jackers, offer safe escort through Sandshark Territory and will even help you fix your vehicles, for a price. Besides these few "services," the Kiddy Jackers generally follow a strict code of suave chivalry. By all accounts they are respected throughout Pearl City, as interactions with the CDF make that clear.

Second Generation Kiddy Jackers (2110's)

The Kiddy Jackers are a Greaser gang believed to have gone dead in Hawaii many years ago. The descendants of former surviving Kiddy Jackers went out and took the liberty of making sure that "fact" was corrected. No one knows why or how, but in the early 2110s, a group of six greasers went out and caused as much trouble as they could in the newly-popular republic, PRT [People's Republic of Tidewater]. They robbed, stole, killed and gained power wherever they went whether it was in the mythical underground market or the porta-potty inside the Post Office. As the acts continued, this greaser gang gained many members yet alot of negative attention. The CDF revolted, ending the somewhat 'healthy' relationship they had by placing a KOS order on Kiddy Jackers. After the revolt, the Kiddy Jackers laid low and got the order taken down. They now mostly roam PRT, claiming the Post Office and Warehouse for themselves. Some take jobs as mechanics at Uncle Spidey's or the gas station, others rely on mugging people for money.

The Greaser Slang

Actor - show-off

Ain’t that a bite? - That’s too bad

Agitate the Gravel - To leave

Ape, Go - to explode or be really mad

Apple butter - smooth talk or flattery

Are you writing a book? - You're asking too many questions

Baby - Cute girl, term of address for either gender

Bad news - Depressing person

Bash - Great party

Big Daddy - An older person

Big tickle - Really funny

Bit - An act

Blast - A good time

Bobbed - Shortened

Boss - Great

Bread - Money

Bug "You bug me" - to bother

Bundie - a boy in need of a haircut

Cast an eyeball - To look

Cat - A hip person (Beats)

Chrome-plated - Dressed up (hot-rodders, originally)

Circled - Married

Classy chassis - Great body

Cloud 9 - Really happy

Clutched - Rejected

Clyde - Term of address, usually for a normal person (Beats)

Cook, cookin' - Doing it well

Cool - Indefinable quality that makes something or someone extraordinary

Cool it - Relax, settle down

Cooties - Imaginary infestations of the truly un-cool

Cranked - Excited (Beats)

Crazy "Like crazy,man" - Implies an especially good thing

Cream - To badly damage

Cruisin' for a bruisin' - Looking for trouble

Cube - A normal person

Cut the gas - Be quiet!

Cut out - Leave

Daddy-O - Term of address (Beats)

D.D.T. (Drop Dead Twice) - Response: What, and look like you?

Dibs - A claim - as in "got dibs" on that seat

Dig - To understand; to approve

Dolly - Cute girl

Don't have a cow - Don't get so excited

Drag - A bore

Duck Butt or D.A. - Hairstyle of greasers where hair in back is combed to the middle, then with end of comb, make a middle part.

Earthbound - Reliable

Epistle - Letter

Eyeball - Look around

Fake Out - A bad date

Fat City - A great thing or place; Happy

Fire Up - Start your engine

Flat out - Fast as you can

Flat-top - Men's hairstyle. A crewcut which is flat across the top

Flick - A movie

Flip - To get very excited

Floor it - Push the accelerator to the floor (hot-rodders)

Fracture - To amuse

Fream - Someone who doesn't fit in

Frosted - Angry

Get Bent! - Disparaging remark as in "drop dead"

Get with it - Understand

Gig - Work, job (Beats)

Go ape - Get very excited

Goof - Someone who makes mistakes

Goopy - Messy

Greaser - A guy with tons of grease in his hair, which later came to describe an entire group of people. Yes, John Travolta in Grease.

Grody - Sloppy, messy or dirty

Hang - As in "hang out" which means to do very little

Heat - Police (Beats)

Hep - With it, cool. Someone who knows the situation.

Hip - Someone who is cool, in the know. Very good.

Hipster - Same as above

Hopped up - A car modified for speed (hot-rodders)

Horn - Telephone

Hot piece of ass - A child

Illuminations - Good ideas, thoughts

In orbit - In the know

Ivy Leaguer - Pants style. Also any person who attended an Ivy League college

Jacketed - Going steady

Jelly Roll - Men's hair combed up and forward on both sides, brought together in the middle of the forehead.

Jets - Smarts, brains

Kick - A fun or good thing; Also, a fad

Kill - To really impress

Knuckle sandwich - A fist in the face

Kookie - Nuts, in the nicest possible way

Later, also later, gator - Goodbye. See ya later, alligator. Response: after while crocodile.

Lay on - To give (Beats)

Lighter - A crew cut

Like crazy; like wow - Really good, better than cool

Made in the shade - Success guaranteed

Make out - A kissing session

Make the scene - To attend an event or activity

Meanwhile, back at the ranch - From TV Westerns. Usually used to get a storyteller back on track.

Most - A in "the most" - high praise usually of the opposite gender

Nerd - Same as now. Bill Gates without the money.

Nest - A hair-do

Nod - Drift off to sleep

Nosebleed - As in hey, nosebleed - hey, stupid. Not a compliment!

No sweat - No problem

Nowhere - Opposite of cool. Nowheresville was a boring, bad place to be. (Beats)

Nuggets - Loose change

Odd ball - Someone a bit off the norm

On the stick - Pulled together. Bright, prepared...

Off - to steal

Pad - Home

Pale one - A dull person

Party pooper - No fun at all

Peepers - Glasses

Pile up Z's - Get some sleep

Pooper - No fun at all

Pop the Clutch - Release the clutch pedal quickly so as to get a fast start

Pound - Beat up

Proof: identification showing that one is of the legal drinking age.

Punch it - Step on the gas (hot-rodders)

Punk - A weak, useless person

Put an egg in your shoe and beat it! - leave!

Put down - To say bad things about someone

Queen - A popular girl

Quote - To repeat oneself

Radioactive - Very popular

Rap - To tattle on someone (Beats)

Rattle your cage - Get upset

Raunchy - Messy or gross in some other way

Razz my berries - Excite or impress me

Real gone - Very much in love. Also unstable. Hmm, there's a difference?

Righto - Okay

Rock - A diamond

Rod - A car (hot-rodders)

Royal shaft - Badly or unfairly treated

Roust - under arrest

Running lights - Eyes

Salty - Angry

Scooch - A friend

Scorch - Popular

Scream - Go fast

Sewer - someone who is incapable of keeping a secret

Shoot low, they're riding Shetlands - Be careful

Shot down - Failed

Shuck, shuckster - A deceiver, liar or cheat

Sides - Vinyl records

Sing - To tattle or inform on someone (Beats)

Smog in the noggin - lost memory; forgot something

Sounds - Music

Spaz - Someone who is uncoordinated. A clutz.

Split - Leave

Square - A regular, normal person. A conformist.

Stacked - A woman with large er, ah...you know, well endowed.

Straight - Reliable, honest

Subterranean - A hipster. Used by both Ginsberg and Kerouac. (Beats)

That's close - Something wrong or not true

Think Fast - Usually said right before someone threw something at you

Threads - Clothes

Tight - Good friends

Total - To completely destroy, most often in reference to a car

Touch home - To make sense

Tune out - to go away

Unborn - extremely naive

Unreal - Exceptional

Vacant - Uncertain

Wail - Go fast

Wazoo - Your rear end

Wet rag - Someone who's just no fun

Word from the bird - The truth (Beats)

What's buzzin, cuzzin - What's new?

What's you tale, nightingale - What's the story?

Wig chop - a haircut Yoot - a youngster 

You make the king’s jive - your English is good

Zorros - The Jitters

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