The Kiddy Jackers are currently led by:
- CumDumpster99 (in group)
- SlutBunny35 (in game)
First Generation Kiddy Jackers (2090's)
The Kiddie Jackers are a Greaser gang that formed in 2092 by a man only known as Jack. The Kiddy Jackers are almost always armed with .40 pistols and switchblades. The Kiddy Jackers claim the Parking Garage as their own. Not shy to make a few PWD, the Kiddy Jackers, offer safe escort through Sandshark Territory and will even help you fix your vehicles, for a price. Besides these few "services," the Kiddy Jackers generally follow a strict code of suave chivalry. By all accounts they are respected throughout Pearl City, as interactions with the CDF make that clear.
Second Generation Kiddy Jackers (2110's)
The Kiddy Jackers are a Greaser gang believed to have gone dead in Hawaii many years ago. The descendants of former surviving Kiddy Jackers went out and took the liberty of making sure that "fact" was corrected. No one knows why or how, but in the early 2110s, a group of six greasers went out and caused as much trouble as they could in the newly-popular republic, PRT [People's Republic of Tidewater]. They robbed, stole, killed and gained power wherever they went whether it was in the mythical underground market or the porta-potty inside the Post Office. As the acts continued, this greaser gang gained many members yet alot of negative attention. The CDF revolted, ending the somewhat 'healthy' relationship they had by placing a KOS order on Kiddy Jackers. After the revolt, the Kiddy Jackers laid low and got the order taken down. They now mostly roam PRT, claiming the Post Office and Warehouse for themselves. Some take jobs as mechanics at Uncle Spidey's or the gas station, others rely on mugging people for money.
The Greaser Slang
Actor - show-off
Ain’t that a bite? - That’s too bad
Agitate the Gravel - To leave
Ape, Go - to explode or be really mad
Apple butter - smooth talk or flattery
Are you writing a book? - You're asking too many questions
Baby - Cute girl, term of address for either gender
Bad news - Depressing person
Bash - Great party
Big Daddy - An older person
Big tickle - Really funny
Bit - An act
Blast - A good time
Bobbed - Shortened
Boss - Great
Bread - Money
Bug "You bug me" - to bother
Bundie - a boy in need of a haircut
Cast an eyeball - To look
Cat - A hip person (Beats)
Chrome-plated - Dressed up (hot-rodders, originally)
Circled - Married
Classy chassis - Great body
Cloud 9 - Really happy
Clutched - Rejected
Clyde - Term of address, usually for a normal person (Beats)
Cook, cookin' - Doing it well
Cool - Indefinable quality that makes something or someone extraordinary
Cool it - Relax, settle down
Cooties - Imaginary infestations of the truly un-cool
Cranked - Excited (Beats)
Crazy "Like crazy,man" - Implies an especially good thing
Cream - To badly damage
Cruisin' for a bruisin' - Looking for trouble
Cube - A normal person
Cut the gas - Be quiet!
Cut out - Leave
Daddy-O - Term of address (Beats)
D.D.T. (Drop Dead Twice) - Response: What, and look like you?
Dibs - A claim - as in "got dibs" on that seat
Dig - To understand; to approve
Dolly - Cute girl
Don't have a cow - Don't get so excited
Drag - A bore
Duck Butt or D.A. - Hairstyle of greasers where hair in back is combed to the middle, then with end of comb, make a middle part.
Earthbound - Reliable
Epistle - Letter
Eyeball - Look around
Fake Out - A bad date
Fat City - A great thing or place; Happy
Fire Up - Start your engine
Flat out - Fast as you can
Flat-top - Men's hairstyle. A crewcut which is flat across the top
Flick - A movie
Flip - To get very excited
Floor it - Push the accelerator to the floor (hot-rodders)
Fracture - To amuse
Fream - Someone who doesn't fit in
Frosted - Angry
Get Bent! - Disparaging remark as in "drop dead"
Get with it - Understand
Gig - Work, job (Beats)
Go ape - Get very excited
Goof - Someone who makes mistakes
Goopy - Messy
Greaser - A guy with tons of grease in his hair, which later came to describe an entire group of people. Yes, John Travolta in Grease.
Grody - Sloppy, messy or dirty
Hang - As in "hang out" which means to do very little
Heat - Police (Beats)
Hep - With it, cool. Someone who knows the situation.
Hip - Someone who is cool, in the know. Very good.
Hipster - Same as above
Hopped up - A car modified for speed (hot-rodders)
Horn - Telephone
Hot piece of ass - A child
Illuminations - Good ideas, thoughts
In orbit - In the know
Ivy Leaguer - Pants style. Also any person who attended an Ivy League college
Jacketed - Going steady
Jelly Roll - Men's hair combed up and forward on both sides, brought together in the middle of the forehead.
Jets - Smarts, brains
Kick - A fun or good thing; Also, a fad
Kill - To really impress
Knuckle sandwich - A fist in the face
Kookie - Nuts, in the nicest possible way
Later, also later, gator - Goodbye. See ya later, alligator. Response: after while crocodile.
Lay on - To give (Beats)
Lighter - A crew cut
Like crazy; like wow - Really good, better than cool
Made in the shade - Success guaranteed
Make out - A kissing session
Make the scene - To attend an event or activity
Meanwhile, back at the ranch - From TV Westerns. Usually used to get a storyteller back on track.
Most - A in "the most" - high praise usually of the opposite gender
Nerd - Same as now. Bill Gates without the money.
Nest - A hair-do
Nod - Drift off to sleep
Nosebleed - As in hey, nosebleed - hey, stupid. Not a compliment!
No sweat - No problem
Nowhere - Opposite of cool. Nowheresville was a boring, bad place to be. (Beats)
Nuggets - Loose change
Odd ball - Someone a bit off the norm
On the stick - Pulled together. Bright, prepared...
Off - to steal
Pad - Home
Pale one - A dull person
Party pooper - No fun at all
Peepers - Glasses
Pile up Z's - Get some sleep
Pooper - No fun at all
Pop the Clutch - Release the clutch pedal quickly so as to get a fast start
Pound - Beat up
Proof: identification showing that one is of the legal drinking age.
Punch it - Step on the gas (hot-rodders)
Punk - A weak, useless person
Put an egg in your shoe and beat it! - leave!
Put down - To say bad things about someone
Queen - A popular girl
Quote - To repeat oneself
Radioactive - Very popular
Rap - To tattle on someone (Beats)
Rattle your cage - Get upset
Raunchy - Messy or gross in some other way
Razz my berries - Excite or impress me
Real gone - Very much in love. Also unstable. Hmm, there's a difference?
Righto - Okay
Rock - A diamond
Rod - A car (hot-rodders)
Royal shaft - Badly or unfairly treated
Roust - under arrest
Running lights - Eyes
Salty - Angry
Scooch - A friend
Scorch - Popular
Scream - Go fast
Sewer - someone who is incapable of keeping a secret
Shoot low, they're riding Shetlands - Be careful
Shot down - Failed
Shuck, shuckster - A deceiver, liar or cheat
Sides - Vinyl records
Sing - To tattle or inform on someone (Beats)
Smog in the noggin - lost memory; forgot something
Sounds - Music
Spaz - Someone who is uncoordinated. A clutz.
Split - Leave
Square - A regular, normal person. A conformist.
Stacked - A woman with large er, ah...you know, well endowed.
Straight - Reliable, honest
Subterranean - A hipster. Used by both Ginsberg and Kerouac. (Beats)
That's close - Something wrong or not true
Think Fast - Usually said right before someone threw something at you
Threads - Clothes
Tight - Good friends
Total - To completely destroy, most often in reference to a car
Touch home - To make sense
Tune out - to go away
Unborn - extremely naive
Unreal - Exceptional
Vacant - Uncertain
Wail - Go fast
Wazoo - Your rear end
Wet rag - Someone who's just no fun
Word from the bird - The truth (Beats)
What's buzzin, cuzzin - What's new?
What's you tale, nightingale - What's the story?
Wig chop - a haircut Yoot - a youngster
You make the king’s jive - your English is good
Zorros - The Jitters